This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Mother: Oh s**t! I will just go and throw him out
(mother going towards kitchen)
Kid shouts:
April fool
.
.
.
.
that was
.
.
.
.
Papa
##8. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April Fool.
I have pass.
##9. A study has proved that all fools
use their THUMBwhile reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2
change ur finger! Catch another fool!
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Happy April Fool Day
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Happy April Fool Day!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
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